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I am doing NaNoWriMo (tagged: itallwentdownhillwhenanoodledidnanowrimo). I will post daily updates about how that's going. Enjoy the queue!

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Source: uniquexists

eyesofophelia:

theblueeyesinthemud:

somewhere-inside-my-head:

OH MY YES I FINALLY FOUND IT

best post ever i cant

OH MY GOD. DEAD.

Source: sportsgoth

Art by [ 縞兎 ]

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Source: frontrowbitches

nukenai:

pokemon

Source: nukenai

  • ann romney: don't worry sweetie you're still the president of this family
  • mitt romney: shut the fuck up, ann

Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight

fluent-in-lesbianism:

LOL FUCK YOU

Source: mattbelly

  • Canadian Border Patrol: oh thank god

Source: franklyrebecca

sterekhobrien:

juliaew:

awh man everyone made so many “MOVING TO CANADA!!!” jokes before and now that Obama won I’m picturing a sad Canada just standing there with a pillow and sleeping bag like “so you guys aren’t coming over, eh? oh… that’s okay….”

AWWWW CANADA. 

Source: ghouliaew

barackbypopulardemandobama:

judgingallofyou:

g-emsfromyou:

LOL just remembered Romney has to go home to a state that didn’t even vote for him.

U MAD BRO

He also failed as a govenor.

i almost feel sorry for him

then i remember he’s mitt romney and laugh

Source: gems-from-you

collegehumor:

CPR is Scary
You’re next.

collegehumor:

CPR is Scary

You’re next.

brokenbravery:

i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was “jesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gays” i am so done

Source: eosthetic

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Source: trashybooksforladies